Two Point Hospital

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Two Point Hospital for PC has an unlikely premise for a successful game, with the player taking the part of a hospital manager tasked with constructing and managing a hospital. The job is a comprehensive one, with the needs of the buildings users to be taken into account: vending machines, seating, toilets and much more are just some of the items the player will have to consider as they set up their hospital. About the Game The game is the successor to Theme Hospital, and has maintained the ...
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Developer:
Two Point Studios,
Publisher:
SEGA,
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Genre:
Indies, Simulation,
Recent Steam reviews:
Very positive (85)
All Steam reviews:
Very positive (24664)
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Game features

Single-player Single-player
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Description

Two Point Hospital for PC has an unlikely premise for a successful game, with the player taking the part of a hospital manager tasked with constructing and managing a hospital. The job is a comprehensive one, with the needs of the buildings users to be taken into account: vending machines, seating, toilets and much more are just some of the items the player will have to consider as they set up their hospital.

About the Game


The game is the successor to Theme Hospital, and has maintained the previous game’s light touch. A medical-based construction game could become too intense, so having the patients contract comical and fictional illnesses is a good call. Examples of the diseases in the first game had patients impersonating Elvis Presley, mutating into aliens and suffering – literally – from big heads.

The humour is even sillier this time around with ‘light-headedness’ causing the patient’s head to be replaced with a light-bulb, and a ‘pandemic’ meaning that they have pans stuck to their heads: glorious goofiness that will keep you laughing even as you construct enough shelter and food for all. More about these ailments below.

Patients can die in this version, and may even turn into ghosts who then terrorise the living, chasing patients, doctors and everyone else about the hospital. At least until a janitor with Ghost Capture skills can come along and despatch them even more permanently.

What to Do?


The player’s mission is to do, pretty much, everything! Staff members, especially doctors, must be trained; they must all be assigned tasks, awarded appropriate breaks and, of course, paid for their work.

Patients need to be housed, fed and hydrated while they wait to be treated, which should not take too long. If the waiting room gets too cold, icicles will start to form on the ceiling and all the patients will catch colds. They can also catch other illnesses from fellow patients and pass them on to staff members, again, especially if they are left waiting for too long.

Ailments to Watch Out for


  • Light-Headedness: Going light-headed isn’t always fun, but the cure might seem a bit harsh. Patients must have their new light-bulb heads unscrewed and a 3D printed replacement put on instead!

  • Mock Star: Patients begin to suffer from the delusion that they are the greatest rock star that ever lived, and need treatment from a sympathetic and friendly psychiatrist to understand that, no, they are not Freddie Mercury and must Break Free of their Ga-Ga belief

  • Animal Magnetism: Wowing all the chicks with your animal magnetism has a different flex in this game: you literally become attractive to small animals which then get stuck to you! This ailment is apparently caused by mutated pheromones – or cheap deodorant! Patients can be cured though, by being blasted with the ultrasonic cannon and then vacuumed clear of pets before being sprayed to ensure that the condition doesn’t recur

  • Pandemic: Do you get ‘stuck’ get trying to cook? You might end up with this ailment in which an involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils sees you walking around with a pan on your head. The procedure to remove it is complex and fraught with danger – no, it isn’t, they use a massive magnet on a crane to get it off!

  • Bed Face: You know how if you move your head around a lot on the pillow you end up with Bed Head? Well, this is similar, a distortion of the face caused by sleeping with your face pressed up against the pillow in a weird way. Cured by a Nurse, the Pharmacy and some time on a Ward

    • Two Point Hospital for PC is available for purchase on Instant Gaming for a fraction of its retail price. You will receive an official key and be able to play the game in seconds. Play smart. Pay less.

    Configurations

    minimum*

    • OS *: Windows 7 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i3 6100 or AMD FX-4350
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA Geforce GT 1030, 2GB (Legacy: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 460), AMD RX550, 2GB (Legacy: AMD Radeon HD 6850), Integrated: Intel HD Graphics 630
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 6 GB available space

    recommended*

    • OS: Windows 10 64-bit
    • Processor: Intel Core i5 6600 or AMD Ryzen 1600x
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: NVIDIA Geforce GTX 1060, 3 GB (Legacy: NVIDIA Geforce GTX 780, 4GB) or AMD RX 580, 4 GB (Legacy: AMD R9 290X, 4GB)
    • DirectX: Version 11
    • Storage: 6 GB available space

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    This is a very close, if not 1:1 spiritual successor to Theme Hospital. Having spent countless hours with the original (I actually remember buying it in a game store some +100 km from my home) I'm having a very pleasant deja-vu with this one. Played it both on PC and PS4/PS5 - I'm actually pleasantly surprised how well this works with a controller. This is a very casual, very easy going game that will have you mildly invested for hours - and this is a compliment, not all games need to take up all of your free time at once.
    • nice, simple graphics
    • engaging but not overly-difficult gameplay
    • great throwback for fans of Theme Hospital
    • gets repetitive after a while
    I like this game because the graphics are good with no lag, my sister also said this is the best game If there is a new game, let me know ok Thank you ok itu sahaja byebye nak riview boleh kalau tak boleh
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    Good game, difficult controls at times but works great most of the time! Enjoyable and people of all ages can play! Fun at all times and lots of gameplay to finish! I personally recommend to try this game out because it is more fun that it actually looks!
    • Good, enjoyable
    • works great most of the time
    • difficult controls at times
    Two Point Hospital is a hospital management, sim game. It is the
    spiritual successor to the classic Theme Hospital game. In fact, some of
    the devs of this game were working on Theme Hospital. The main game
    has you take charge of a series of hospitals with different issues and
    scenarios such as, being situated in an area prone to natural disasters,
    not enough land space, etc. As you progress you can earn money to buy
    new things for your hospital - from vending machines to a syringe
    machine (yes, there is a thing such as a syringe machine in this game),for
    your hospital. You can even go back to your previous hospitals and make
    improvements to get more money.

    *Everyone “wants to break free”*
    This game also has a very humorous setting. There are a variety of
    diseases that are completely unrealistic,but hilarious. For example, there
    is a rock-star syndrome where everyone dresses up as a rockstar and
    think they are Freddie Mercury(for those of you that didn’t get the
    ‘break free’ reference, it is a song by Queen) and they need psychiatric
    help. I don’t want to spoil any more of these. Rather you check it out for
    yourselves as they will be quite a funny surprise.

    *Help! Ghosts everywhere!*
    In this game, if your patients die then they come back as ghosts to haunt
    your hospital! The only way you can get rid of them is by getting your
    janitor to take care of them. But your janitor will only do this, if they
    have the right skillset and aren’t afraid of ghosts. This brings me to my
    next point. You have to choose the right people for the right jobs. Each
    member of your staff has unique skills that make them better for different jobs. Some may be better to be in charge of diagnosis, some might be better for patients to see after surgery and things like that.

    *A lightbulb for a head…haha*
    If you are looking for a serious game then you may find some of the
    jokes not funny and breaking immersion. But then I don’t think this
    game is for you. Just by looking at the aesthetics, you can tell that this
    game is supposed to be comical and to play when you just want to blow
    off some steam. I absolutely love the art style and design, but I also like
    casual games. The only negative I have, personally, is the lack of a free-
    play mode. You only have the scenarios/missions mode and while this is
    enough to warrant the game’s price it just feels that a free-play mode
    would have made this game perfect.

    *Worth a buy?*
    Well, yes! As long, as you aren’t looking for something too serious then I
    think you will like the game. While I still would have liked a free-play
    mode that doesn’t take away anything from what this game has to offer.
    It is a wonderful throwback to older management games, and
    particularly to Theme Hospital. I have had a blast playing this game and
    will come back from time to time.

    Reviewer: Draxter UG
    • Casual
    • Alot of managments
    • Decent content
    • Repetitiveness
    customization feels linear in that you have to use concrete methods/ rooms/ items in order for your hospital to work in the intended way. that makes it rather meaningless, since you are more following a given path and decorating it, rather than building your own one. progression feels tedious; you are awarded with things that don't help you, but that are necessary to continue. overall, at the end of the day the game gives you a bunch of tools in the form of items/ rooms, but you have to use them all to make profit. the purely decorational items are nice, but don't feel like they have much impact except for boosting a stat or two. it feels like a whole game about managing your inventory; constantly swapping your own things with better things. but instead of other games, you then watch the AI make use of those things with nothing more to do. just waiting to "equip" the better things.
    • the pricing is okay I guess
    • many items (much content)
    • stale visuals
    • very repetitive (not much to do with the content)
    Owsome game, i love it, And payment and instal from steem ar fastes you can get...
    Played old game, teem hospital long ago and this one is geting me back may memoris, Owsome rework and off the old game, lots off new feuters...
    • Funy game
    • Grafic is good
    Two Point Hospital donne l'occasion aux nostalgiques de rejouer à une version modernisée de Theme Hospital, tandis qu'il offre aux nouveaux venus un jeu de gestion, rempli d'humour sur le thème de la santé.
    • Humour
    • Beau graphisme

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